Thursday, May 21, 2015

All about keen greenscreening

Because the world needs more composite videos like this.

Every week...

. seems like either the Discovery Channel or Animal Planet has a new TV show, which will be some variation of 'rednecks doing stupid shit in the woods.'

Quite frankly, these shows are starting to make me kind of homesick.

Monday, May 18, 2015

In the news: Bikers

Nine killed in gun battle among Texas biker gangs

This just goes to show: If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns.

Well, Outlaws and Hell's Angels, and the Sons of Silence, and the Hangmen, and the Bandidos, and the Warlocks, and those other Warlocks. And the Mongols. Don't forget them.
Bluesplaining. Jenna Cody nails it.  

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

All right George Zimmerman

Let's go over these one more time:

  • Always keep the gun pointed in a safe direction.
  • Always keep your finger off the trigger until ready to shoot.
  • Always keep the gun unloaded until ready to use.
  • Know your target and what is beyond.
  • Know how to use the gun safely.
  • Never use alcohol or over-the-counter, prescription or other drugs before or while shooting.

In your special case, we are going to have to implement the 'Chaon Rule,' which was created in 1995 after an unfortunate incident on Fruitville Road in Sarasota:

  • When driving in Florida, your firearm must be stored in the trunk of the vehicle. Especially in August. 

Sunday, May 03, 2015

Pugilistic auguries

Seriously? You're asking *me*?

Let's recap here. I'm the guy who picked Michael Spinks to defeat Tyson in 1988*. Not only did I lose twenty dollars, but I also lost the right to ever pretend like I know what the fuck I'm talking about when it comes to boxing. I mean, yeah, I am a decent, right-thinking human being, so of course I am rooting for Pacquiao. But I no longer hold the right to make predictions.

* In my defense, Michael Spinks was an extremely talented boxer.

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Hey Katy Perry

This outfit was a good start, and will certainly cause 10,000 fengqing to spray their monitors with angry spittle.

But next time, I suggest you wear something that really represents Taiwan, and see what happens: 

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

"But I've never seen the Icarus story as a lesson about the limitations of humans. I see it as a lesson about the limitations of wax as an adhesive"

Heh heh heh heh.


Monday, April 20, 2015